When I was in college I would have never imagined that I would be working for an advertising agency in New York City. In fact, if I went back in time and told my college self this fact I probably would have killed myself or dropped out of school and joined the peace corp like I always talked about. Another thing that would have had me grabbing the razor or going to live with the Bushmen in Tanzania is this….

That’s right. I said it. Just like every mother-loving-bleeding-heart-liberal that graduated with a Liberal Arts degree I would never endorse the act of spending money at McDonalds. BUT, sometimes in life you’ve got to say, “Rain forests, arteries and sensibility be DAMNED! I will eat/drink this cocktail meal made of processed chicken, bbq sauce, milkshake, and vodka (are you vomiting in your mouth yet?)”. Good thing vodka helps with fast food shame.

SO,
WHO’S WITH ME?